How NOT to cook your carrots in ten easy steps.

Recipie :
1. Take several nice fresh carrots.
2. Peel them and wash them.
3. Pop them into your pressure cooker ,don't forget the salt.
4. Turn on the heat and do something else while you wait for them to cook.
5. Smell the lovely smell of carrots cooking.
6. Smell the not so lovely smell of something burning.
7. Shout "sh**" at the top of your voice and make a dash for the kitchen.
8. Open your pressure cooker after letting off the tiny bit of steam that there is.
9. Make note to oneself that the carrots would have tasted a whole lot better if you had remembered to put some water in with them.
10. Open the windows wide even if it's freezing outside and  spray the whole house with something to get rid of the smell.


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